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Acid Attack on Four U.S. Students Wasn’t Terror Act, France Says
Paris (AP) — Four American college students were attacked with acid Sunday at a train station in France, but French authorities so far do not think extremist views motivated the 41 -year-old woman who was arrested as the alleged assailant, the local prosecutor's office and the students' school said. Boston College, a private Jesuit university […]
The Pittsburgh Steelers Did NOT Come Out For The National Anthem Today In Response To Donald Trump
Wow — a very strong and explicit statement by the We sort of knew some type of major protests were coming today after Trump’s insane and inappropriate comments over the past few days, but this one was particularly poignant and we’re proud of the Steelers for exercising their Constitutional rights to protest non-violently! Here’s how […]
You Lied Your Way Into A Job As A Surgeon! Can You Avoid Killing Anyone Long Enough To Collect Your First Paycheck?
This feature requires JavaScript to function. Sounds sweet. You have already gone through the arduous process of becoming a surgeon. After calling the hospital over and over every day for three weeks straight and praising Tylenol in the deepest voice you could muster to whoever picked up, being hung up on by countless doctors and […]
Donald Trump Proves Again That He Truly Is A World-Class Asshole
It’s almost as if we should have known exactly what we were getting when we elected an emotionally-stunted, Cheeto-tinted whiny baby to the White House… Sometime in the last few hours, mad that the team didn’t want to come to the White House to worship him like so many of his mindless followers, Trump just […]
Facebook drops no-vote stock plan, Zuck will sell shares to fund philanthropy
Mark Zuckerberg has gotten so rich that he can fund his philanthropic foundation and retain voting control without Facebook having to issue a proposed non-voting class of stock that faced shareholder resistance. Today Facebook announced that it’s withdrawn its plan to issue Class C no-vote stock and has resolved the shareholder lawsuit seeking to block […]
91-year-old former congressman sets the Twitter bar in the Trump era
John Dingell has been owning Twitter for years.Image: ambar del moral/mashable 91-year-old former congressman John Dingell has been quick, witty, and on fire with his 140 characters for years. Despite his age, he knows how to use the tweet machine the way it was intended: biting commentary, playful retweets, and insightful and smart reactions. Time […]
Why Couples Who Watch Horror Movies Together End Up Happiest
Sweeney Todd There’s a biological reason couples who watch horror together seem to be the happiest. As one doctor explains, “When we’re scared, our brains pump out the feel-good chemical dopamine, the same chemical we release when we’re infatuated with someone.” Horror brings us closer together by biologically cementing attraction. Watching horror movies together also […]
John McCain won’t back Graham-Cassidy bill, likely ending GOP health care push
(CNN)Sen. John McCain announced Friday in a statement that he cannot “in good conscience” vote for the GOP’s latest plan to overhaul Obamacare, likely ending Republicans’ latest effort to repeal and replace the Affordable Care Act. McCain’s “no” vote makes it very likely Republicans won’t be able to repeal and replace Obamacare before September 30, […]
The True Danger Of Hurricane Season Is Much More Long-Term
Greetings from the apocalypse! I’m writing from the Summer of 2017, when wildfires have made Idaho and California smell like the Devil’s Vegan Barbecue, the sun is the color of a fresh period stain, and the Gulf Coast is aligned with the first teat of a four-boobied hurribeast. Texas Health and Human Services And not […]
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